5 Different Types of Missionary: Not The Church Kind

Who said missionary has to be boring and mundane. Today, in a very short entry I will be introducing you to 5 different adaptations of the missionary position with imaging for visual understanding. The 5 positions of discussion today are:

1. The Eagle

The Eagle is one of the most effective sex positions for both thrusting strokes and stimulation of the clitoris. The partner being penetrated has to do some sort of upside-down straddle with their thighs parallel to their chest and the legs perpendicular to the torso, with the penetrating partner gentle lowering themselves and hovering on top. This is effective for both vigorous thrusting focused on the stimulation of the G-spot, and slow gentle strokes that are more focused on the stimulation of the vulva and clitoris.

2. Acrobat

The Acrobat is great for clitoral stimulation, vulval stimulation and stimulation the G-spot. This sex position can be achieved by the penetrated partner slightly wrapping their one leg around the waist of the penetrating partner and put the other on the shoulder on the same side at the other let. This position is most effective for G-spot stimulation and impactful strokes.

3. The Anvil

The Anvil is your go-to position for the stimulation of the G-spot. The penetrated partner, with their thighs on top of their torso, has to wrap their feet around the back of the penetrating partner's head whilst the penetrating partner hovers over them and thrusts. This sex position is for effective delivery of strokes, making for explosive vaginal orgasms. Another variation of this could be the penetrating partner on their knees whilst the partner being penetrated rests their feet on the penetrating partner's chest.

4. Harmony

Harmony, just as the name suggests is all about stimulation and grinding more than it is about thrusting strokes, though strokes are not opposed. The partner being penetrated wraps their legs around the penetrating partner's waist whilst lying on their back with a pillow under their pelvis. The penetrating partner bumps and grinds. Just to mix it up a bit, the partner being penetrated can also throw it back by gentle moving their waist and directing their partner in navigating them.

5. The Coital Alignment Technique

The CAT is one of the most intimate sex position, as both partner's bodies gel, so to speak. It may look like regular missionary, but the difference here is that the partner being penetrated props up their upper body by their arms, bringing themselves closer to the penetrating partner's upper body. The penetrating partner positions themselves between their partner's legs and bumps and grinds. the focus of the CAT is mainly clitoral stimulation, but the CAT can also deliver debilitating vaginal orgasms.

Bonus: The Pretzel

And our bonus position today is The Pretzel. The Pretzel is notorious for clitoral, vulval and G-spot stimulation. The most amazing thing about the pretzel is that it offers both partners complete access to each other's bodies. To achieve the pretzel, the penetrating partner must straddle one leg of their partner, whilst the partner being penetrated lies on their side and wraps their other leg in a scissor-like manner around the penetrating partner's waist. Grabbing, caressing and prodding can happen whilst strokes are being tendered.

With these 5 variations of missionary and the bonus position, you are guaranteed maximum pleasure from maximum utility. Try them a few times, and see your body get used to them. Plus, it's a free workout. Don't forget to drop me suggestions for content in the comments section or the Contact tab. From your sex Yoda, enjoy!

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