Your Guide To Great Masterbation: All Genders

It is a Sunday, and for me there's no better way to spend a Sunday than with my babylove making love, exploring each other's meat or just generally masturbating since he's been out of the country. So I thought I should just share with you the ways we both keep each other pleasured whilst there's thousands of kilometres between us. Sharing nudes is an essential part of it, but we also need to quench the insatiable thirst of longing for each other, and masterbation goes a long way.

As you might have guessed, the point of conversation today is masterbation! We all have an appetite for masterbation whether we like it or not, and it is totally fine. Beating your meat like it owes you money is one of the best feeling ever, and it is a great way to get to know your house!

Masterbation is totally normal and it is a great of learning and knowing your body. Think about it in the way that you have to know your house (let's call it a mansion) in order for you to be able to adequately host your visitors. You have to know where the bathroom is where things are nice and private, the kitchen where things are steamy, hot and flavourful, the shower where it's all wet and steamy and hot.

This is exactly what masterbation does for you, you take your genitalia as your house and you get to know your house. You have to know where the glans is, the shaft and your testicles are. You have to know where labia majora and minora is, your clitoris, your different holes (and which ones are the right ones, this includes the anus). This helps you to get acquainted with your body.

You have to know in what way like being touched, stimulated and penetrated and you learn all of this through masterbation.

I have decided to categorise masterbation into 4 types of categories.

1. Regular masterbation

This is the most well known type of materbation. This when you have some alone time and you decide to work your meat crazy (okay maybe not crazy). But these are the times where you are just having a regular chill by yourself or you just this insatiable hornyness that you need to work out of you. You could be in the shower, in bed, in the bathroom or wherever you scored some alone time.

2. Mindful masterbation

With mindful masterbation, as the name suggests you are mindful of what you are doing. My trick is doing it in the bath or in bed. Here you're about to make love to yourself. The most passionate of love you've ever felt! Atmosphere is important. You have to set up your space. If you're in the bath, set up a bubble bath for yourself. Play some music and let your thoughts lead you. If music is not doing it for you, download a meditation app and getting to the most important session if your life. The whole idea is for you to be completely aware of what you're doing and how your body is responding to it. You can start with your inner thighs, feel them slowly with different pressure intensities. Work your way up to your testicles then the shaft slowly stroking up and down finding your rhythm. If you have a vagina same technique, but now you will work your way to your vulva slowly touching it with different intensities, your clitoris and gently leading your fingers into you and then find your rhythm.

3. Depressive Masterbation

This type of masterbation of taylor made for blowing off steam. Masterbation releases pheromones and endorphins, and so it is good for your mood. When you're feeling some type of way, grab some lube and getting to blowing off steam and relaxing. You can spell out how you feel in your vagina or your penis. Do all the things that give you pleasure with the contact of your genitalia and hands. Be gentle with yourself, be rough with yourself, whatever will make you feel good and have you blowing cigarette smoke.

4. Mastebation for optimum pleasure

This type of masterbation is about purely just your pleasure. You're not releasing stress or anything, you just want to be pleasured by yourself. In this type of masterbation you could apply things from regular masterbation, mindful masterbation or depressive masterbation.

Remember for premium masterbation and pleasure with whatever type of masterbation you are doing, lube is always advisable. The wetter and clammy you are the better. You need to eliminate friction as much as you can but not completely, you don't want to leave yourself rubbed. If you have toys you can also put them to use. For vaginas, vibrators, dildos, and for penises fleshlight quick shot, a prostate massager, a vibrating cock ring, vagina sleeve masterbating loader, blowjob stroker or an automatic blowjob machine.

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